Short for the German word Kliesterspritzen, meaning enema or pressurized enema. Used for sexual pleasure by scat players.
This can be used as a noun or a verb.
Hey baby, give me a kliester?
That bitch loves kliester
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The absolute closest you can get to the fround without cutting the buttons off of your uniform. The place to be during a mortar attack, haji drive-by, grenade attack, or ambush.
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A generally harmless but annoying person who has logged thousands of hours playing "Navy Seals" on a gaming system and mistakenly thinks that this makes them an expert in real world combat. Usually never off of their game long enough to have been in a real fight, but the first to offer their "expert opinion" an weapons and tactics.
They are easy to identify, as they often use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or ".45 Magnum" and love to talk fire-power although they have never used anything other than the virtual firepower on their game. They love to espouse superiority of weapons, yet lack a "gunner callus".
They are usually pale from lack of exposure to sunlight, and smell of Mountain Dew and burnt rope.
Did you hear that guy talking about carrying a Desert Eagle into a firefight? He's just a playstation commando.
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When a woman gives a man oral sex with a mouth full of ice-cold Coke, or other carbonated beverage.
Your mom gives a mean coca-cola cowboy.
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conspiracy theorists, whether the conspiracy is real or contrived. Usually convinced that whatever politician they dislike is a "reptillian alien" and that standard jet exhaust contrails are actually chem-trails of chemicals being sprayed down on the earth by the Illuminati.
The name originates from the belief that we are being brainwashed by mind control beams, and only hats made of foil or tin will keep the evil brainwaves out.
That guy over there is a card-carrying member of the tin foil hat club.
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A term applied to a woman's vagina, when she is smuggling contraban in both her rectum and vagina, also called a matching coin purse.
That bitch is holding dope in her prison wallet and papers in her prison coin purse.
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Military slang for a soldier who in spite of being sent to a choice duty like Germany (PARTY PALACE OF THE EUROPEAN COMMAND) decides to stay in the barracks wasting valuable youth, life experience and a helluva good time out "on the economy". Usually they are young soldiers who are so far away from home for the first time.
Damn dude, here it is Octoberfest, and Hammond won't leave his room, what a barracks rat.
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