New Orleans Hot Brunch

The unfortunate situation that arises when you’re working Brunch at the local po-boy shack and it’s almost 100° outside and the sweat drips down the small of your back inevitably accumulating in your butt crack. The only way to provide relief to this uncomfortable predicament is to dust the crack of your ass with the powdered sugar from the beignet station, thus absorbing the sweat and providing some small bit of relief as you continue to roast in the Louisiana sun.

1. HOT DAMN BRAH!! My ass is swampy like the Bartholomew Bayou, we got ourselves a New Orleans Hot Brunch today!

2. Person one: “Who dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints?”

Person two: “Who gives a flying fuck? Pass the powdered sugar because it’s a god damn New Orleans Hot Brunch in my pants right now.”

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Sloppy Hot Tub

The prolapsed, gaping, cum soaked asshole of a chubby woman who has had several anal partners. Usually that of an evangelical Christian or devout Baptist that has been recently gang-banged in the butt.

I'd wear a rubber and a second bag on your balls before you go near that ass, it's a Sloppy Hot Tub homie!

slobken

The act of pouring an ice cold alcoholic beverage down the small of your back and in between your butt cheeks, allowing it to cascade over your anus and into the recipients's open mouth. The resulting mixture tastes like a home made concoction of adult beverage and butthole.

Dude, I just bought bottle of my wife's favorite Chardonnay, when she gets home from work I'm going to giver her a slobken!

Slobken

The act of drinking wine or any other alcoholic beverage that is poured down the small of one's back, allowing it to drip through the ass crack and over the butt hole, before reaching the mouth of the recipient. The resulting beverage is a surprisingly pleasant mixture of alcohol and butt.

Dude, I just bought a bottle of my wife's favourite Chardonnay. When I get home, I'm going to give her a slobken!