Megan

A typically pretty girl with a mismatched ugly personality. She is easily impressed by money and sex, so much that she will try to bang essentially anything that breathes, male or female. As vindictive as she is, she has the ability to gather large crowds of followers, only until they see her true colors. Megans usually possess at minimum one (1) STD and many sad stories in which they are ALWAYS the victim. A Megan can hide her true hideous ways for years on end, sinking her claws into her unsuspecting victims deeper, thus making the judgement day all the more painful. Megans are promiscuous, vile & untrustworthy. Proceed with caution if you are ever near one.

Guy 1: What's up with Josh? He seems depressed & keeps scratching his package.

Guy 2: It's the herp..

Guy 1: Got himself a Megan, eh?

Guy 1: Yep.

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