porky pigging it

To wear a shirt with no pants. From the cartoon character Porky Pig.

Man, my girl let herself in with her moms and I was straight porky piggin' it on the couch.

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October 21

(National Make a Move Day)

October 21st is the day to build up enough courage to make a move on your crush. That can be giving them a hug, asking for their hoodie, asking for their number - maybe slipping your number into their journal. Give them a kiss for gods sake if you’re feeling real adventurous.

Emily: *goes up to Daryl* hey, so it’s like really ummm,.... cold, would you mind if I borrowed your hoodie?
Daryl: umm yeah sure *starts catching feeling*
Siera: Damn, i ship it

Siera to Emily: where’d u get the idea to make a move
Emily: urban dictionary, it’s October 21st

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sorostitutery

n. term used to describe the behavior of dirty sorostitutes.

I should have known she would be the type to engage in such blatant and unadulterated sorostitutery. What a whore.

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Cosbied

The intentional use of chemical substances with the aim of incapacitating and sexually assaulting an unsuspecting person.

Bill dropped a pill in Janice's drink. It wasn't until the next morning that Janice woke up and realized that she'd been Cosbied.

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Murs

The most humble rapper out there. He has a unique style and great story telling.

"Murs is better than your favorite rapper"

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