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Someone who is tied up in a basement and used soley to fuck and produce babies that can be used for various reasons.
Bob doesn't want to do his chores anymore, so he got himself a human fuck animal. Now he has children to do it for him.
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The term someone uses who is strongly opposed to cardio exercise.
I stayed home and ordered pizza while my girl went to the gym to do some cardi-no.
Someone that tries to date a girl after you have dumped her.
That follow-upper can have my crusty leavings for all I care.
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The imaginary sound a guy's dick makes when getting hard or soft depending on hearing good or bad news.
I could hear Bill's kazoodick go ::wooooop!:: when Stephanie flashed her big uns.
I could hear the poor guy's kazoodick go ::wahhhhh:: when he got rejected.
When a girl numbers off her queefs using the Tootsie Pop Owl's voice.
Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"
Any unwanted leavings of any kind.
Are you going to eat your pizza crustings, buddy?
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