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What a guy who's been recently dumped by his girlfriend desperately needs--to climb right back in the saddle and get his dick wet. Usually works wonders for a broken heart.
"Marcy just dumped Bill. He's really bummed out."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."
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A gay male who breaks into yodeling in the middle of a blowjob, presumably to enhance entertainment value. Similar to a pole smoker, but with alpine-style musical enhancements.
"I was getting a knob job at the bathhouse the other night, and halfway through, the dude started yodeling!"
"Sounds like you found yourself a pole yodeler."
The extra 25 pounds you gain while in six weeks of coronavirus lockdown.
Damn, I have to stop sitting on my ass drinking beer, eating nachos, watching Netflix and baking bread every day of this quarantine. I've almost gained my full COVID-25!
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A mobile phone call placed accidentally and unintentionally, usually from the Send button getting pushed during normal movement while the phone is in your back pocket (next to your butt).
"My phone rang about five times in a row and there was nobody there. Each one was a buttcall from Tricia!"
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