Chang

Slang for Asian chad

Chang is one of many of Chad’s minority friends. His full name is Chang Long Wang.

He’s the ‘jack of all trades’ chad because he’s good and better at everything; older women love him because he’s the ideal man or young women and girls love him because they can live their weeaboo, koreaboo, or Asian-male-loving fantasy.

a Chang is wise, gentle, observant, romantic, open minded, outgoing, and many more attributes.

‘Chang Long Wang’ is a mindset for Asian males. Don’t let those incels and racists beat you down AMs. CHANGe yourself.

John and Stacy walk to Stacy’s house after their romantic dinner date. Stacy rings the door bell and dad opens the door.

Stacy’s Dad: Who’s this?

Stacy: He’s my boyfriend, his name is John.

I sometimes call him Chang.

John, meet my dad.

John: Hello, Stacy’s dad. It’s nice to meet

you. (John stretches his right hand

out for a handshake.)

Stacy’s Dad: Oh, so you’re John, the boy

that my little Stacy was talking

about. It’s nice to you too,

John. (Stacy’s Dad accepts

John’s handshake.)

Stacy’s Dad: You know that Stacy watches a

lot of those Japanese cartoons

called anime, right, John?

Stacy: Dad!

John smiles at Stacy’s embarrassed face while Stacy’s Dad laughs maniacally. END.

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Eggroll

Slang for Asian cock.

You’re the only Asian kid in class and every other kid starts speaking Engrish to mock Asians and you. A hot, cute girl walks up to you and demands an eggroll, because ‘all Asians know how to make eggrolls.’

Laney: “where is my eggroll, Chang?”
Chang: “Right here.” (Unzips, drops pants and whips out his eggroll)
Laney: “Oh my god, Chang! It’s huge! I-I’m sorry! L-Let’s meet up after school.”

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