Squaddie

Squaddies are the dumbfuck new recruits in the army who think they're hard and go around in their shitty done-up cars and try to start fights with innocent people on the street.
They're also usually seen drinking.
And in big groups.
Because they're pussies.

Squaddie 1: 'Ere mate, look at that twat on the bike, wanna jump him?

Squaddie 2: Yeah mate let's go.

*squaddie 1 bottles biker*

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