pope

Dude who tells people not to use condoms so we can have more brats running around and STD's will become more a part of our lives than it is already.

Pope: Dont use condoms or jesus will cry and god will kill a kitten.

Random Dude: But I have 7 kids and 8 STD's.

Pope: No matter you will be rewarded in heaven for your holiness

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Anaturalist

First coined by Julia Sweeney, it is some one who believes that there is a god and does not accept the theory of evolution, as opposed to a Naturalist who uses scientific evidence and reason to come to the conclusion that evolution is true and there is no god.

Billy Bob: People aint no how, no way came from dirty monkeys. The bible says god made me, my family and my sister and the whole moon. I aint no ape you city boy atheist.

Ricky: Well my good sir, I believe in the evidence found in the natural world not some 2000 year old book of myths. You sir are an Anaturalist for ignoring the evidence that is available if you bothered to read.

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