Scorpiopath

Portmanteau of Scorpio+Sociopath. The best way to describe a Scorpio is Walking Temper Tantrum. They're the only sign that's simultaneously codependent and emotionally distant. Can be frequently heard saying things like "There's a lot of noise coming out of your face right now" and "You hurt my feeling." Examples include Gordon Ramsay and Hillary Clinton.

Jesus fucking Christ, Amy you're such a Scorpiopath. Is there anything you actually like about me or do you just keep me around as your whipping boy?

Clown Orgy

One step past a cluster fuck and/or on an ongoing basis.

The republican party under Trump was nothing short of a clown orgy.