The term used by feminisits for "semester". It is used to replace what supposedly means "semen" with "ovaries".
Feminist: How was your ovester?
Guy: Ovester?
Feminist: Semester is sexist.
Guy: What!?
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This is what you have when you neglect shaving for a while, due to being unemployed.
Bob: That's a nice unemployment beard you've got growing there!
Joe: Yeah. I'll make sure and shave as soon as I can get an interview.
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A symbol used to signify action when talking on IMs.
The asterisk is the * symbol.
Guy one: *cough* loser. What were you thinking? *bitch slaps*
Guy two: I don't know. Anyone could have made that mistake.
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An IM abbreviation that stands for "Grinning, and silently chuckling."
It is used since it is often a more realistic response than the abbreviation lol.
f/19Just2qt: So.. I think all men are pretty much constantly horny
SexyMan24551: gsc
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A series that was too appropriately named; it shined brightly and briefly.
Geek 1: Firefly is amazing. It's got an excellant storyline, interesting characters and good action... too bad it got taken off.
Geek 2: I know.
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The inability to type without messing up the order of letters.
IM Dude 1: I swa Cinyd at walmatr teh ohtre day. She is stlii fukcin hot!
IM Dude 2: You are totally qwertylexic.
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An abbreviation for Santa Clause.
Mom: "Want to go sit in his lap?"
Daughter: "No... that SC is creepy."
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