goonwhore

Someone who eats an excess of 20 crab rangoons after making out on Coogan's Dance Floor.

Not only did Erin make out with that random dude on the dance floor, but that goonwhore ate the New Hong Kong dry.

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Canadian snow storm

The act of ejaculating into an oscillating fan, making your semen fly all over the place

The Canadian snow storm was hitting the room full of girls hard