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Fish Story

Fish Story – Noun – Name often given to a exaggerating fisherman (redundant) who always amplifies and embellishes about their fishing adventures and catches.

Fish Story was telling me about all the Salmon, Halibut, Ling Cod and Wahoo he caught, He is such an exaggerating liar.

by Giggles T. Clown September 21, 2014

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Feathers

Feathers – \feath•ers\ Noun: Slang for hubris, arrogant, vain, narcissistic, selfish, self-centered. Originated from the cliché “He’s like a peacock so in love with his own feathers he’d high five his own shadow”

The server referred to John as “Feathers” to her co-workers because Feathers was so self-centered he liked leaving an intentional mess and bossing people around at the restaurant which gave him a sense of narcissistic pleasure and inflated self-worth.

by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

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Gouty Santa

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.

Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.

by Giggles T. Clown September 1, 2016


Show me your tits

Derogatory nickname for a degenerate pervert who spends uncountable amounts of money at strip clubs.

Adam was known as Show Me Your Tits because he spent thousands at the strip clubs every time he partied with the boys in Vegas and had no idea how much money he wasted until his credit card bill showed up the next month because he never learned not to give strippers his credit card info even after all these years, idiot.

by Giggles T. Clown September 1, 2016

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Truffles

Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"

The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”

by Giggles T. Clown September 21, 2014

812👍 50👎


Mop Boy

Mop Boy – Noun: Derogatory slang used to describe the loser working at a porn shop that has video viewing rooms where degenerates beat off and splooge on the floor which must be mopped up right away before drying and staining the floor.

Poor Matt heard the 2 college students say “Hey, Mop Boy, rooms 1 & 2 need cleaning, you better hurry before the cum dries and stains the floor” as the college students left the store laughing.

by Giggles T. Clown September 21, 2014

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Pretzel Boy

Pretzel Boy – Noun /ˈpretsəl boi/– Derogatory slang used to describe a man child who LOVES pretzels.

Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.

by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

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