Ufty

Ufty is a person who is acting stupidly and thinks they’re hot shit. They usually like the same gender and are not fully there

Someone tell Logan to stop crashing into the cones on the highway, he is such an ufty

Antonio

Antonio is a guy who has a watch collection worth more than your wife’s vagina. He’s a funny guy who wants the best for others and occasionally smokes a cigar. He is a borderline alcoholic and has a big penis. He can be crosseyed from time to time

Oh look it’s Antonio! What a great guy