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Growing Pains

Blue balls

Man, Mary have me some real bad growing Pains last night. She's such a tease.

by GimpyMcGimpo July 24, 2021


Growing Pains

Blue balls

I had growing pains after my date with Mary last night. She's such a tease.

by GimpyMcGimpo July 24, 2021


Balls to the wall

Overconfidence in something.

Jack Pirogue made a bet in a bar in Cincinnati that he would make 2 of 3 darts into the double bullseye or his friends could mail his balls to the wall. He did not make the throws and had his ballsack cut off and nailed to the bar, coincidentally named Jack's. To this day if you go to the bar you can see a leathery dried up ballsack nailed to the wall.

Jack is crazy. He bet nailing his balls to the wall he could make that shot.

by GimpyMcGimpo May 30, 2020

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