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The south half of American University's campus, where the majority of alcoholics, drug addicts, and people with other problems live. Southside is an excellent place to get free alcohol, drink in the dorms, and not get caught. Southside is also full of people who think they know everything and think that life should focus around alcoholic and being so cool that you need booze to be happy.
Student #1: What are you doing this weekend?
Student #2: Well...I was going to a frat party but I'm not sure I still am.
Student #1: Don't go to a frat party, dude. Go to Southside.
Student #2: Why not?
Student #1: Because frat parties are far away and lame, and because if you want free alcohol you just go to south side. Of course, you have to know someone who lives in Letts, Anderson, or Centennial Hall, but once you get in you'll be fine as long as you don't get caught.
Or, alternately:
Southside is fucked up. I heard this guy got transported twice in less than a month.
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