John Q Law

The police. Plural or singular.

"Let's keep a low profile in case any John Q Laws come snooping"
"Holy shit, it's John Q Law! Run!"

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Bampottery

Originated from the famous history teacher, Mr Ossowski. To act like, or talk like a bampot in the school or workplace.

"I believe there is bampottery in this classroom, enemies will be fired out and punishment excerices WILL BE AWARDED!" - Mr O

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Jeer

Shortened version of the term Jeer whore. See Jeer whore.

"You fucking jeer"

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kewel

The dumb way to say 'cool' Often used by web users who use other words like haxxor and 1337.

Aww man that was so kewel! I am a 1337 haxxor!

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Poof juice

Alcohol which is specifically targetted at the homosexual community, women and kids. "Alcopops"

"What they got to drink?"
"Just some stupid poof juice. Goddamn amateurs"

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Jeer whore

Someone who is stupid and appears to seek out jeering in insults with the sheer volume of stupidity that comes from his/her mouth

"Please tell that Jeer whore to shut the fuck up!"

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Teenage mutant hero turtles

1. A popular old skool kids series.
2. Part of a phrase used when someone is trying to get into a fight with someone, or when someone believes they can do martial arts when they most obviously can't e.g the karate kid

1. Whoah, dude teenage mutant hero turtles is on, it rocks, I haven't seen it since I was a kid!
2. What the fuck are you doing, this isn't Teenage mutant hero turtles you know!

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