Lemon Party Politics

Defines a style of political rule which insists on tricking the public and leaving a group of old men who are 'in bed' with each other and corporate lemons imposing their style of governance. This is usually coupled with an intense desire to make a grotesque mockery of their constituents and/or humanity.

Lemon Party Politicians like Dick Cheney want you to use a little tongue while you're getting fucked from both ends.

The Watergate Scandal was a great example of Lemon Party Politics because it took place in a hotel and Nixon was totally rubbing one out thinking about fucking you from both ends.

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