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White owl cigars with the hole already in the tip look a lot like a penis, so smokes the white owl is a euphemism for fellitio.
Lennie Peterson smokes the white owl when he is not playing the bone.
14π 12π
a really kool movie about three surfers. But one of the girls wants to go pro and when shes gettin ready to go to pipematers she falls for this football player.
1: Have you seen Blue Crush?
2: Yeah its a really kool movie!
29π 40π
a pre lude to sexual intercourse
i gave her a kiss and then she sucked my cock.
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Basically a half girl half cubscout half bunny half tuba player that owns his/her own plane complete with a set of stewardesses.
You're the best looking weeblowscout i've ever seen.
5π 32π
when a woman grebs a penis tightly till the helmet throbs
the missus gave me a good squeezer last night on the job.......right on the vinegar strokes too!!
433π 257π
Ha, ha, salt on you!
(When you are embarrassed for having messed up, someone can say "Salt on you.")
2π 18π