FOFU

Fucked Off, Fed Up

If I’m having a bad day and my friend says, “how you doing?” In front of my Grandma - I say “FOFU, mate!”

Awakely

When you wake up too early and can’t get back to sleep.

It was my day off…I could have a lie in and yet I was lying awakely

POFU

Pissed Off, Fed Up

When my colleague asks how I’m doing in front of the boss, and I’m having a bad day, I say, “POFU mate!” and they get it

Funge

Correct name for the ‘fun sponge’ in your life

Just by walking in the room, our local Funge brought the mood down