Tubular Rock

A hard cock.

Let me sit upon your tubular rock!!

Pound me with that tubular rock baby!

Poop soup

Derived from the late Latin word Diarrhoea.

An uncontrollable flow of waste from one’s bumhole; usually a result of an irritant of some kind, or a bowel disorder.

“I don’t feel good, I’ve had poop soup all day 🤢.”

“That sushi gave me the poop soup, why won’t it stop!?”

“HURRY UP! I HAVE POOP SOUP AND AM ABOUT TO SERVE DINNER IF YOU DONT LET ME USE THAT TOILET!!”