The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.
My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.
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A Mig is someone of limited intelligence who requires special care in order to mix successfully within the confines of a school or college. Usually approachable, though often violent, a Mig can be difficult to befriend.
We were playing table-tennis in the Youth Wing when that Mig came at me with a knife. He's now been sedated.
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The Mig Hut is used for storage, sedation and education of Migs.
If you don't buck your ideas up son, you'll be off to the Mig Hut.
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