Ginger

A human with pale skin, freckles, brown eyes and fire red hair. Gingers have no souls. The illness "gingervitis" is incurable, even if said ginger dies their hair wears colored contacts, and goes to a tanning salon. The International Kick A Ginger Day is celebrated by many who agree that gingers should be brutally punished. Gingers cannot call themselves gingers.

"I'm such a ginger! What with my pale skin and such..."

"You're not! You can't insult yourself like that. Also you don't have brown eyes."

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