Internet personality

The personality of a person who spends the majority of there life on the Internet. They are Socially inept, are terribly depressing to be around and all of them have depression. They are everywhere, yet they think they are special because they are still in the childish narcissistic mindset.
Do keep in mind, they have personalities underneath all the meme references. One must get to know them to find out who they really are, but all of them are the same on the surface.
The only cure for this personality is friendship and Zoloft.

George: hey , Mark, wanna chill with Jess?

Mark: nuh, last time I chilled with Jess he wouldn't stop calling me a weeb for watching death note. After every one of my sentences he just came back at me with a meme reference.

George: yeah, Jess has an Internet personality, nevermind.

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Getzger

A famous Abyssinian cat with a weight problem. He likes to ride in cars and has friends worldwide. He has a strong online presence. He also has an udder, but that's another story....

Hey Getzger, you want to ride in the car?

Has anyone seen Getzger?

No, Getzger, you can't eat dinner again. It's not time yet.