Bethesda was like âKay we need a spin-off for fallout because fallout 4 wonât come for another 5 yearsâ they called up the mofos at obsidian and were all âwhatâs upâ
One year. One y e a r.
This masterpiece only took a year
Okay so basically you are a mailboy and you get shot in the head by the slickest slicker around named Benny, a doctor fixes you up and instead of shrugging it off, it is now your life goal to get back at Benny. On god I think the courier suffered brain damage when he got shot in the head because if you play this the fun way, you are blasting through enemies using mini nuclear weapons in close combat just to sleep in a fucking bed, the courier walks the entire god damn Mojave desert just to shoot Benny, and when he does the game really opens up. I wonât spoil any more though.
Basically FNV is proof that any game that takes place in the west is a masterpiece
âThatâs Vegas babyâ
The Russian badger talking about Fallout: new Vegas
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Guy 1:Iâve never played Skyrim
Guy2: the fuck? Have you played far cry 3?
Guy 1: hell yeah!
Guy 2: itâs like that, with swords
Actually not that bad of a game.
Guy 1: Final Fantasy II is bad because it has an unbalanced and quirky level system
Guy 2: then play the GBA port. Lol
This game is kick ass. This game took normal RPGS and said fuck you, and singlehandedly did everything better, launching Sony from âeh itâs cool I guessâ to âholy ballsâ. Cloud makes man and women pass out with a single glazed look, Barrett has a cool gun or smth, everyone thought tifa had some honkers, even though they were pointy af, yuffie was pretty cool, valentine did what cloud did but better, sepiroth did what Valentine did and did it better. It has a petty good story, and solid gameplay, and is also not just for nerds.
Guy 1: the buster sword from Final Fantasy VII is just an unrealistic sword
Guy 2: your lesbian mother saw that sword and instantly got impregnated stfu
An old RuneScape slang that was used to offend the jagex mod âMod Markâ because he was fat. For a while using the phrase âMarkdonaldsâ led to a permanent mute.
Rs2 player in 2008: heh⦠markdonalds rolling out another shitty updateâ¦
in game chat you have been Muted for an indefinite amount of time. Play nice!
The most bland wet blanket Video game character you will ever play. Period.
Far cry 4 is a fucking great game, but I wish Ajay Ghale was as good as a protagonist as Jason Brody was
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