Neocon

Lying to someone you don't care about. The act of being a sociopath in general.

Sara: (sobbing) You lied to me! I should have known you just wanted to fuck me!
Tad: (under his breath) Oh, Travis, man, you neoconned that bitch good!

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tits up

Deader than fried chicken.

No, Molly, I'm sorry, I can't come over tonight. I have to stay at home with Mom. They found Dad tits up in the bathroom at the "Ponderosa" this afternoon.

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