DAVID BECKHAM

the fittest man on the planet!
he is soooo sexy!

he is sooo fit and he is a great footballer with a great body... yes it IS david beckham!! mmmmmmmmmm!! yummie!

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basketball

the best sport on earth for females

girls had to work twice as hard to have the WNBA

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blow jobs

something that you are forced to do if your in an all male prison.

criminal 01: "it's u'r turn tonight Jonathan"

Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"

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lau

A member of the group the Laus. The laus are a group opposed to science lessons (especially those taught by Mr Roper). A lau is intelligent and extremely kewl but prefers arty subjects (art/drama) to factual subjects (science/maths). The name lau comes from the maiden name of lau 2's mother.

Lau 2: My mum's maiden name was Lau
Lau 1: Really? that's such a kewl name! I want to be a lau

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schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

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