Random
Source Code

Vin diesel

The bane of all envious boyfriends & frustrated actors who are now movie critics, who couldnt make it in show businessw/ hair.

Of a jealous boyfriend: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay ladies so stop swooning over him.
Of a frustrated critic: I hate Vin Diesel;he can't act;he's ugly;he's gay;his carer is finished.
They are all secretly thinking: why does he have to be a handsome muscular guy who can act & is sensitive & can be tough & can be funny? why can't be like Steve Seagal instead who's no threat to us?

by Girl Critic April 14, 2005

105👍 104👎