David

A male PVC bra wearing stripper who runs around killing zombies in strip clubs seeking revenge against his pimp Doctor Chocolate. Likes large guns and hotpants.

Did you hear about that David, Doctor Chocolate rents him out for baccy.

If there's ever a zombie apocalypse I want a David not only does dat hoe kill zombies like a pro, dat hoe shakes his booty like a cutie.

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