Straight white girl

The Straught white girl is a female in which would be considered "cool" or "Popular" they wear white Nike shoes, lululemon leggings, and white nike socks rolled up over their leggings. if you spot one in the wild please call animal control. these girls are attracted by nature to the STRAIGHT WHITE MAN, who have been blessed with tiny pps and enjoy football and garages. the straight white girl enjoys soccer and calling people who dress alternative "weird" or bark at them in animalistic behavior. please watch out for these dangers.

Straight white girl: BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

Me: my guy, im literally just wearing a band t-shirt and ripped cargo pants...

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The straights

People who are attracted to the opposite gender and ONLY that, usually Trump supporters, the men are known to have tiny pickle syndrome, which is a rare disease that gives men small penises! The women enjoy tumblr, Starbucks, Bryce hall, and tiktok, most of the time they are disgusted by “ALT” people and people who use pronouns that aren’t what they were born with (example- She/they, He/they, they/them, he/him, she/her, ze/zim, etc) and when these two types of people meet they form a bond known as “Marriage” and will then move in to become Bible-humping straights. So in conclusion, straight means you like go-carts, tumblr, and men (Hi! By the way this is a joke, be whoever you want!)

Nina: what does straight mean? I wouldn’t know
Maddie: the straights are people who enjoy go-carts, tumblr, and men

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