Sage

The most beautiful girl I've ever seen, her favorite color is orange and she has battle scars from hikes. She is also the girl I have a crush on, but I'm not sure if she'll like me back. We've sat next to each other all year in Bible and History class.

Sage is one of the best Volleyball players I've ever seen!

Fuck Moash

A phrase used by the Stormlight Archive Fandom in reference to the Character Moash, given the general hatred for him.

A summary of the Stormlight Archive would be: magic by trauma and Fuck Moash