GLEIVAN!

The catchphrase of the Professuer/Scientist off the simpsons.

Professuer/Scientist"Are you sure you don't want a ride on my air motocycle?"
Bart-"No"
Professuer/Scientist-"Ok *pulls away sharply* GLEIVAN!"

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quarn

Some fucking nasty vegetarian pussy shit.

pussy vegetarian-"hey, you want some quarn?"
Non pussy vegetarian-"no way dude that shit sucks."

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edward scissor hands

A film about a man who had his hands chopped off and the made new ones out of scissors.
He's like the nice version of Freddy Krueger played by johnny depp but both his hands are different than most peoples if you get what i mean.

The Girl-"Edward! FINGER ME! NOW!"
Edward-"But...."
The Girl-"NOW DAMN IT!"
Edward-"Ok"
The Girl-" OWWWWW! My fadge is bleeding out from in!"
Edward-"I told you"

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