Santa

An old man who lives in the North Pole and enters peoples homes inappropriately.

Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...

abliar

A liar with abs

Person 1: You have abs cool!

Person 2: Yeah and I have jumped off a building.

Person 1: Thats a lie you abliar