Manafucked

That time you were like Paul Manafort and got indicted by a federal jury for treasonous behavior.

I thought I could get away with helping Donald Trump collide with the Russian Government but then Mueller came around and I got Manafucked in the ass.

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oral unicorn

A man who loves to participate in successful cunnilingus and feels like a king so much so that he does not require reciprocation. This man is a rare breed in the millennial world of free porn and faked orgasms.

I have to tell my oral unicorn to stop after 3 orgasms or there is the risk he will eat my vagina off.

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