Love

Something that will fuck you up more than drugs ever will.

Him: I love you.
Her: I don’t.

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Karen

The demon of any store that the employees fear.... this dangerous creature lurks in the lairs of unvaccinated children homes and her number one goal is to talk to your manager. You would know if this woman is a Karen is by their hair, they usually wear a bob and is typically blonde. Just hope that the Karen’s will not enter your store today. For it is a sight even demons fear?

Employee: hey how can I help you?
Karen: I will speak to your manager.

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Sharrie

When you don’t know how to describe something, you can now use the word ‘sharrie’.

Person 1: how are you feeling

Person 2: just a bit sharrie

God

Some dickhead who was like ‘haha dinosaurs for a laugh.’

Person 1: god, tell me a joke.
God: dinosaur…. Rawr

Person 1: …haha funny haha funny time

Feet

The thing that the guy at the end of your street in a trench coat is dealing on the black market.

Guy: what is your fetish

Other guy: feet.

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Hair

Some sexy ass stuff. Don’t shave. Hair. Sexy.

Person 1: hey do I have to shave tonight?
Person 2: no I like the hair

Sex

Something I am yet to receive

Person 1: have you had sex yet?
Me: no

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