Karen

The demon of any store that the employees fear.... this dangerous creature lurks in the lairs of unvaccinated children homes and her number one goal is to talk to your manager. You would know if this woman is a Karen is by their hair, they usually wear a bob and is typically blonde. Just hope that the Karen’s will not enter your store today. For it is a sight even demons fear?

Employee: hey how can I help you?
Karen: I will speak to your manager.

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Sharrie

When you don’t know how to describe something, you can now use the word ‘sharrie’.

Person 1: how are you feeling

Person 2: just a bit sharrie

Love

Something that will fuck you up more than drugs ever will.

Him: I love you.
Her: I don’t.

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Reeeee

This is means many things depending on the tone in the way it’s said, mainly used by weeks as code communicating.

Weeb: Reeeee *sadly*
Weeb: reeeee *understandingly

Hair

Some sexy ass stuff. Don’t shave. Hair. Sexy.

Person 1: hey do I have to shave tonight?
Person 2: no I like the hair

Sex

Something I am yet to receive

Person 1: have you had sex yet?
Me: no

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The dark crystal

An amazing film that I star in as that one screaming monster in the background.

Guy: what’s that amazing film that has weird creatures and a dumb plot?
Other guy: oh that’s the dark crystal.

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