God

Some dickhead who was like ‘haha dinosaurs for a laugh.’

Person 1: god, tell me a joke.
God: dinosaur…. Rawr

Person 1: …haha funny haha funny time

Feet

The thing that the guy at the end of your street in a trench coat is dealing on the black market.

Guy: what is your fetish

Other guy: feet.

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Silhouette

‘I see a little silhouette of a man’

Brian, John, roger and Freddie: scaramouch scaramouch will you do the fandango?’ - silhouette