Croydon hot tub

Similar to a regular hot tub (guy shits in girl's pussy, and fucks the shit out), but the guy and girl are related

My cousin's pussy smelled like dead animals when I ate her out, so I gave her a croydon hot tub

I gave my sister a croydon hot tub, and now I got an infection in my pee hole

Croydon pigroast

Basically a regular pigroast (girl gets banged by two dudes at the same time resembling a pig roasting on a fire) but atleast two of the 3 people are related

Yea, after me and my boy left dog and bull we croydon pigroasted my cousin

I always wear a condom when I'm in a croydon pig roast, because I don't want the baby to come out all deformed

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Dweef

When someone farts in your foreskin during anal, and you pull out slowly, while pinching your foreskin closed. Slowly release the fart from your foreskin in their face. Dweef

Yo dude, I totally dweef ed in Jes's face last night! She's a dirty whore!