loom

loom (verb) \ ˈlüm \ : the act of hitting/striking/kicking/harming someone in an overtly violent fashion, usually entailing the act being performed with an element of surprise. Vernacular usage originates circa 1989 from the popular motion picture 'Halloween' and is named for one of the characters, Dr. Loomis, hence the original usage, 'getting loomed'; meaning passive provocation leading to a surprising violent act, similar to Michael Myers attacks.

Later, in its evolution, the word would be shouted in celebration of blows being landed; UFC fight were audience members would yell, "Loom...loom...loom..." as blows rained down on a participant in a bout.

Damn, bro got loomed messing with that guy.

Bump'in bean

Long known to the LGBTQA+ community as 'scissoring', the term refers to the act of two women gyrating their clitorises on each other's pelvises.

Damn, dawg. I'd watch those two mamasitas bump'in bean.

A.S.S.H.A.T.

A.S.S.H.A.T. is an acronym for 'American Society for Simple, Humane Animal Treatment'. Similar to their counterparts PETA and ASPCA, A.S.S.H.A.T. is involved with protecting abused and endangered animals. They first gained notoriety when they aired a broadcast, commercial spot depicting a scruffy, young man jumping from a van, jump kicking a homeless man holding a 'I am an animal too' sign and rushing to the rescue of a mangy puppy. The commercial was considered too controversial for U.S. television and banned.

'Dude, did you see that guy throw french fries at that homeless man?! What an A.S.S.H.A.T.!!!!'

GOMLD

GOMLD is an acronym for ‘Greasy Old Man Little Dick’. Pronounced “Gommled” First used to describe a middle-aged man, of low income-earning capacity with poor hygiene, it has since been adapted to encompass any older man dating a substantially younger woman.

Bruv, look at GOMLD down there trying to slick rick that chic.