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Fidget spinner

So apparently the majority of the world was rejected by their mother and have auitism. And use these autism tools. All they do is spin. Thats it. Theres nothing else to it. But, its RADICALLY HIP WITH THE KIDS, SO MAKE SURE TO INFORM DAN TDM TO MAKE EVEN NORE CANCER BY PURCHASING FUCKING 400 DOLLAR AUTISM TOYS. STAY FRESH YOU HOOLIGANS

Whoa bro, mah fidget spinner is 60 dollars!!11111!!!

Me: *gunshot*

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

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Jurassic Park

Great movie. Its about these people that cant FUCKING GET A SINGLE FUCKING DINOSAUR DONE ACCURATE.

Welcome to Jurassic Park. We have fucked up Pop Culture

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017


TheLegend27

Hide yo children! Hide yo wives! Hide yo village! Its the motherfucking TheLegend27! Born from fire and does alot of crazy shot, he likes to kick peoples asses. His real name is Flats btw.

TheLegend27 just touched my kids!

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

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Mammoth

So when the dinosaurs dun got goofed and became birds, the mammals went in. They evolved and evolved and then. Mammoth. So, a Mammoth lived in the Ice Age where the Earth got frostbite again.It was basically this elephant with long brown hair. It was herbivorous and liked to live in herds. And thats basically it. Not much to it, but it was a pretty cool animal persay. Oh yea, sabretooths and them wolfs killed them.

Mammoth. IM GETTING TIRED OF WRITING SENTENCES

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017


ligmaphobia

Refers to a persons constant paranoia of being got by somebody else. Common behavior associated with ligmaphobes is frequent suspicion that a conversation will lead to a ligma joke.

“Just got a call that Wilma got in a car crash…”

“Is this a ligma joke dude?”

“No dude what the fuck she broke both her legs asshole. Why do you keep asking that everytime I talk about my sister.”

“Sorry cant help it, I have ligmaphobia!”

by GitGudBilly September 19, 2021

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Clone Troopers

Soldiers that cant fucking hit shit. Oh, they appeared in that Star Shrek movie, the one with the emojis? Idk, but they have no aim.

Clone Troopers have a -1 centimeter aiming range.

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

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