Joe Gomez

A genuine nonce who keeps thundercunting the ball from 35 yards out when, as of right now, he has 0 career goals. A terrorist on the pitch who deserves the death penalty.

Person 1: Why does he keep shooting from outside the box when Liverpool needs a goal?
Person 2: It was Joe Gomez wasn't it

pepsidog

A shameless Argentine ghost who cries when he sees Bayern Munich. There are several ways to make him appear. 1. Wear an eibar shirt. 2. Live in estonia. 3. Shout penalty as loud as you can. Be careful though. The only way to make him go away is to either give him your penalties or shout Thomas Muller.

Person 1: Where was pepsidog against Chicago Fire?
Person 2: ghosting as always

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