master of disguise

One that is capable of destroying all the loopholes in ones search history.

Jack: dude, my older brother's friend is a master of disguise!
Tom: Lucky! I got grounded because I didn't know his magic!

The Gulag

Basically a gladiator hell. You die and fight some fag and if you win he's double fag and you get released. If he wins you are double fag, and your teammates have to buy you out.

I won in the gulag!
Man that guy sucks.

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Veggies

Video Games-VG’s-Veggies
It’s all about Translating.

Nerd 1: Let’s play some veggies Dallas!
Nerd 2: Ya!

How low can you go

when a guy has the longest boner possible and need to take a crap, and when they sit down on the toilet, the penis goes over the toilet seat, and worrying that they might piss off the seat so they need to lean over super far to get their penis in the toilet area.

Your best friend outside the bathroom: HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
You: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10👍 25👎

El Bruh

Ryan Stam

I am El Bruh
If you no hablo espanol, El Bruh in English is.... The Bruh

Bruh

Bruh

Bruh 1: Bruhbruhbruh
Bruh 2: bruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruh

Nintendo Juice

A drink that gives you ultimate power and makes you the best at something for a limited time. It is mainly just a phrase. You can buy it at Funky's fly and buy. Or his shack.

Donkey: Dude the Texans are losing by to much!
Scrooge: Ya, they're are gonna need to get some Nintendo Juice to win this one.