Ass-Breath

A disease caused by kissing your bosses and governments ass a lot. Has such a terrible smell that some people near those afflicted by it would jump in the ocean to escape the smell. Cured by the use of Ass-Breath Killers.

"Um, Yessir Boss" - A person afflicted with Ass-Breath

Ass-Breath Killers

Not to be confused with Courage Juice

Pills with the taste of lemon merengue developed by Dr. Mawangi Misoi before his hanging hundreds of years ago. Cures Ass-Breath by hardening the backbone. Currently produced in Cuba. Originally made from ground gunpowder made by Haitian slaves and sweat from Seminoles who fought against the U.S. Army in the Seminole wars. Tested on Nathaniel “Nat” Turner, then further tested in France, It should also be noted a bottle of it was found in the clenched dead hand of the white John Brown.

Ingredients were added by various people from places like Russia, The Congo, Vietnam, and China. Currently on the FDA Shit-List.

Person 1: So you done took the Ass-Breath Killers, is it workin yet?
Person 2: Nah; man is yours workin yet?
Person 1: I think mine is about to start workin now, There it goes
Corporate Drone: Hey what are you guys supposed to be doin?
Person 1: I'm supposed to be draggin my foot, out your motherfuckin ass.

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The Government

A large organization that decides they should control everything else, and have control over life and death, while not giving a shit about you, and acts like they are working for you, when they make money no matter what, and only want money, and more, acts perfect while killing innocent people thousands of times domestically, and millions of times in other countries. Somehow you owe everything to them, makes sense when all they do is control you, rather than protect you, for the sake of industry,

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Deathmarch

When you walk for multiple miles for any reason e.g to go between parent's houses if one sucks. Usually when hiking but sometimes you have a reason and have to do it, even worse when you didn't bring anything or aren't even supposed to do it.

Person 1: Where were you
Person 2: on a Deathmarch from here to Herndon
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I hate it at my dad's place so I went to my Mom's, I ended up spending like 3 hours walking when it should have been 1 and a half.
Person 1: Damn.

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