Mad Hare

(ma-add h-air)

A character of unexplainable nature. Usually extremely insane, a lovable creature who, if treated correctly, will bring you lots of luck. Always extremely attractive. Only one in existence at any time.

That Mad Hare bit my arm off and called my brother's sister his 'exquisite humping post'.

Mad Hare gave me five dollars! Then apologized for setting my house on fire! What a great guy!