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Drumpf

Something annoying liberals say when they think Donald J Trump is about to suffer the consequences of his own actions

CNN drone: "Donald Trump disrespected another veteran today..."
Liberal: "TAHT'S IT! DRUMPF is totally done now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

8πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Build the flag

Something we need to do to make america greta again

"Donald Trump always says, we gotta build the flag"

by Gjord August 15, 2022


100 Million

The amount of people who died in Vuvuzela due to dick shrinkage after George Soros imported the soybean to the country in 1984.

"Communism is when no iphone and 100 million dead"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jordan Peterson

A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.

"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."

by Gjord August 15, 2022

27πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Best of British

Used among a decaying Northern European island tribe. Someone with severe jingoistic nationalism syndrome. Comorbidities may include CTE, senility, alcoholism, or antisocial personality disorder.

"Don't attack the Queen, she was Best of British!"

by Gjord September 11, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


1984

The year great American patriot George Orwin said "socialism is when no iphone and communism is when you get banned from twitter for saying the n-word". A statement so deep and profound it caused the demonrats to lose the next two election cycles, triggered the fall of the Soviet Union, and caused millions of American to have intercourse with bootleg copies of the US constitution.

"I wish it was 1984 so I could chill out with great conservative heroes like Reagan and Orwin #lewronggeneration"

by Gjord August 15, 2022


Top Greta

The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.

"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"

by Gjord December 31, 2022

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž