Pascha

A small marsupial from Yorkshire, which keeps bubblegum flavoured sun glasses in her pouch. Makes a lovely pet. Known for being clumsy, a Pascha will spill purple milk on every Tuesday, and most Thursday afternoons at around 4.14pm. Although a charming and loveable friend, don't talk to a Pascha before 09.00 in the morning as she will invariably be in a grump. Pascha's were used by the ancient Egyptians to keep their toes warm in the morning before their daily kickboxing class. Only trumps in private.

See Pascha for clumsy Yorkshire morning trump

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