glowen

the coolest guy in the world . the ladies man

hey look the glowen is in town

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paafn

pissed as a fucking newt..
Drunk
falling down drunk
(you get the idea)

British/Canadian slang

I was paafn on My Flight home yesterday

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mcjob

Job choices that are presented when all one has strived for is a McEducation. Usually involves those that have a McAttitude and McMentality. Usually not race or class based, but based on culture. Can also be caused by having McParents.

Even though (Bubba, Laquicia, Jose, Bobbie-Lee) graduated from high school with good grades, all that would ever be available would be a McJob.

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lux et veritas

Dishwashing Soap and Tape Backup Software. (i.e. Get a clean Backup or Clean your backup tapes)

Originally expressed as Palmolive et Veritas, however, Madge (the Palmolive saleswoman) was mostly too hands on and Lux was therefore considered more generic.

"There are parity errors on our backup tapes. Tell operations 'lux et veritas'!

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lannox

Lannox make technical appliances that workm rather quite good! Being a rip off brand off Rowa which is also a good brand which is a rip off Teac!

When Glen bought a Rowa imitation flat screen digital tv (or so he reckoned) it came with a free lannox dvd player that broke within 2 weeks!

firecrotch

a very sexy redheaded man

Omg that man is such a firecrotch

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royal flush

when the queen or princess uses a douche

princess die needs her royal flush

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