Coalville

A small town outside of the Salt Lake Valley populated primarily of narrow-eyed white people. Generations of inter breeding and religious dogmatism have lead to the distinctive narrow eyes and protruding noses that the residents of the area are known for. The locals generally enjoy clapping their hands in the street retardedly and repeating the phrase "that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter was doggon hootin!"

Woman 1: why are all these people dancing and clapping in the street so retardedly?

Utah Tour Guide: Well mam, that's because we are in Coalville.

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