Cherohonkee

White Baby Boomers who are obsessed with Native American culture.

Favorite hobbies include:
hosting drum circles, making chamomile tea, dancing with wolves

Cherohonkees have a unique type of white guilt (usually associated with black slavery). They share the Native American's respect for Mother Earth and feel frustrated by the moral and spiritual shortcomings of their own people. Unable to identify with WASP culture and heritage, Cherohonkees have an inherent aversion to argyle sweaters, chipped beef, and khakis.

"Yo. Check out the Cherohonkee basket weaving class."
"Sad."
"Yeah, but they're so in touch with Mother Earth it makes my heart sing."

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Lieberal

/LEE-bur-ohl/

Named for conservative Democratic Joe Lieberman, Lieberals are overly PC Democrats who water down their liberal tendencies in order to do what's best for children.

Lieberals are easily distinguished from Yuppies because instead of basing their conservative leanings on fiscal concerns, they shape their worldview on what's best for children. Many Lieberals have kids of their own and use this child filter to formulate their decisions on everything from First Amendment issues to taxes to Survivor. All Lieberals suspiciously over-utilize the word "sensible" and think there is no greater sin than spanking a child.

Signs you're a Lieberal:
--When hot under the collar, you've been known to refer to someone as a jerk.
--You're active in the church or synagogue, but wish they would use gender neutral pronouns when reading from the religious texts.
--When making a fist, you place your thumb on top of your index finger.

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flexisexual

Straight, heterosexual person who flirts with gay homosexual people. Usually seen at clubs, part of the hipster scene.

"Psh, Karl's so flirting with that straight guy over there, he's gonna get fucked up."

"No way sweetie, he's so flexisexual that Karl might actually get some action."

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