Gape

Stretching out an anus so much to the Point where it’ll stay open and if the aroma is threatening enough you will get a wiff of the wretched stench that is gape air

Evan enjoys gape so he can get a wiff of the aroma

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wailing whale

When two fat people are having sex on the beach and the man gives her a screaming seagull and she wails in pain like a whale

Jerry: i gave my girl a wailing whale yesterday.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.

bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

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