man

A special species of primate that likes to touch itself, consume alcohol in place of water, have sex nonstop, smoke like trains, watch naked human women copulate with each other (lesbians), and other weird (suicidal) shit.

That man has been running back and forth to the liquor store and tobacco shed (and sex shop) all day.

4👍 4👎

big stick

penis; large penis

I shouldn't have been swinging my big stick. Now I have to pay $2000 each month.

15👍 2👎